So I work at Target and someone found song written on a box in the back room, it goes to the tune of, "Call Me Baby" by Carly Rae Jepsen.
It reads, "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but can I help you, find something maybe? And with a Target red card baby, save 5 percent on what you buy daily." It is pure genius. And I will either get fired for posting this or target will use it as a new slogan.