So I woke up this morning after dreaming I was a mermaid. I could walk on land and I had a mother who would say stuff to me. I can't remember what exactly.
Then I went into the ocean to visit Ursula.
When I came back out of the ocean I guess that Ursula did some kind of magic on me because I was a 50 foot woman.
And so was Ursula! And she was mad, so mad in fact that she smashed the Black Pearl.
Yeah that's right, Captan Jack Sparrow was there too.
I woke up after that. Fin.
What? While google searching for images I found this. That just seems wrong, what did Ursula do? Go on Jenny Craig?